{"product_id":"doormat-this-is-my-happy-place-dont-fuck-it-up-funny-welcome-mat","title":"Doormat — \"This Is My Happy Place, Don't Fuck It Up\" Funny Welcome Mat","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e24\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eThickness, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.59\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSay it like you mean it. A rugged coir doormat that announces the house rules before the door even opens. The coarse coconut fibers scrape shoes clean and weather the seasons while the bold, no-nonsense phrase—\"this is my happy place, dont fuck it up\"—sets a wry, protective tone that feels honest and lived-in. It sits sturdy at the threshold, welcoming friends who get your humor and giving a clear heads-up to anyone else. Outdoors-ready and made with durable materials, it ages into a characterful welcome piece that becomes part of your porch personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlace it where people pause: an entryway that doubles as a conversation starter, a porch where close friends gather, or outside a backdoor that leads into your favorite room. The texture and backing keep it practical — it wipes off mud, traps grit, and stays put through damp mornings and busy comings-and-goings. If your home leans irreverent and warm, this doormat helps your exterior speak with confidence and a grin.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber for effective scraping and long life\u003cbr\u003e- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat firmly in place outdoors\u003cbr\u003e- Standard size: 24\" × 16\" (61 cm × 40.6 cm) fits most doorways\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e- Designed primarily for outdoor use; resists weather and everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":44002611232833,"sku":"34522328589290579126","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0727\/3857\/0305\/files\/13288709735601532030_2048.jpg?v=1780337474","url":"https:\/\/mjclothingshop.myshopify.com\/products\/doormat-this-is-my-happy-place-dont-fuck-it-up-funny-welcome-mat","provider":"MJ Clothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}